Day 5 of the armpit photos. I realize that, seeing as the the weather has turned much more pleasant in Los Angeles this week, the hair I have allowed to sprout all over my body may have to go if I’m to actually go to the pool and sunbath while drinking iced tea or virgin strawberry daiquiris. There are many other areas of my body, of course, that are very hairy, but this isn’t the sort of blog to show that sort of thing. Not that I have any problem with that sort of thing, just not for this blog. It’s safe for work, unless you happen to work at a very restrictive office that doesn’t agree with hairy armpits.
The hairs have now become fine and soft. They are just long enough to move when I run my finger over them now.
Day three is here! Here’s another photo of my hairy pit. This is such a silly thing, but what is funny is people are actually reading this blog because of the armpits. Maybe they are into armpits, you know, like really into armpits. No matter! I’m keeping it up. I do kinda wish I would have done this before I came down with a case of the babies so that way I would know if I really am becoming wooly mammoth.
Now onto the ridiculous description. The hairs seem to be about 1/8th of an inch now. I would love to do some simple math right now and tell you how fast the hairs seem to be growing, but pregnancy brain has completely wiped out how long they were yesterday. I even read the posting earlier, as in about 2 minutes ago, but, I can’t remember for the life of me what it was. Was it 1/16th of an inch? Whatever.
Perverts, enjoy the photo of my naked, slightly hairy armpit!
Okay, we are to Day 2 of my gross little photographic observational experiment. Unfortunately, because my skin and my hair are both very, very pale because I’m very, very worried about going outside when it is sunny because I’m very, very vain and don’t want to get wrinkled, it is hard to see the hairs when they are at this length. Well, the not going out in the sun doesn’t account for the hair being pale, but it accounts for the skin.
The hair is about 1/16th of an inch. So, that would mean it grows about 1/32nd of and inch a day. I could stop this silly little project right now, but I won’t. Let’s face it, it’s the middle of winter right now, and even though today is 75 in Los Angeles, I’m probably not going to be showing my armpits off in a tank top or strapless dress anytime soon and when I do decide I want to, I can shave. Also, I’m not doing much dating, so no one besides me has seen me naked and I really, really don’t care if my armpits are hairy. So, we will just press on.